Man Weekend?

I'm calling it a mans weekend, but with every bit of heterosexuality I can muster. Gorging lots of red meat with Red Robin burgers followed by watching grown men in battle getting shot through the neck with arrows in Robin Hood the movie, and a Saturday of pure manly craftsmanship. Lots and lots of testosterone. Nothing but unmistakable rugged manhood.
Shane, however, did cause me to question his strapping "manly-man" exterior during this little encounter we had at the theatre. After purchasing goodies and snacks at the theatre (note to self- NEVER do that again. No matter how retarded you look trying to sneak food in, its SO worth the dollars saved), we made our way back to the show. As we rounded the corner, I spied an outrageously beautiful blonde bombshell standing next to what appeared to be her stupid muscle-head of a boyfriend. The dialogue was as follows: 


Me- Holy crap!!
Shane- What?
Me- Did you see that?!?
Shane- Oh, that? Yeah, they're heads are always weird shaped though.
Me (Confused and taking another look)- Really? I don't see anything wrong at all...
Shane- Dude, when they get that big, they're heads look disproportionate.
Me (extremely confused)- Dude, are you really that picky? That girl is flawless!
Shane- Wait, what?
Me- (pointing out the girl)...
Shane- Oh... (starts laughing)
Me- Who where you talking about?
Shane- That guy standing next to her. He's ripped!


We had a good laugh about that one!
The next day Shane and I built stuff with our bare hands. Real manly stuff I tell ya! His new apartment has no furniture, so we started work on a kitchen table and some chairs... Here's a sneak peak of the project.

The work bench

Just got done cutting out the legs while Shane grinds out the main supports

A few hours later after sanding and routering 

120 Days of Summer

Not unlike a New Years Resolution list, a "Summer To-Do List" must be made. My New Years list is almost always a fictional thing since I have never actually made one. Its usually something I just "think" about while sitting on the toilet (aka think tank), but the thought never makes it past the first wipe. I do, however, spend much more time on my summer list. Its much more entertaining to make, and oh, so satisfying to cross off an accomplished goal (and have the pictures to prove it). This list is completely spontaneous so I can guarantee it will need to be added to (a few more "think tank" sessions should solve that).


-Snow Shack
-Dam Sliding
-Work on my golf game so I can beat J-Willy when he gets back
-Tennis Tournaments (especially under the summer night lights)
-4th of July Extravaganza (Rafting the, Hoback, BBQ, Fireworks show in IF)
-Climb the Grand Teton
-LOTOJA
-Camping
-Playmill Theatre
-Yellowstone, WY
-Mesa, AZ
-Los Angeles, CA
-Go shirtless for one entire day
-Sleep under the stars
-Bonfires
-Huckleberry Days at Bear Lake
-Pick up soccer games
-Lagoon
-Scooter rides
-Hogle Zoo
-Bee's baseball games
-Weekly concerts at the Gallivan Center in SLC
-Float Provo river
-Mini Golf Tournaments
-Drive-In movies
-Seven Peaks
-Dunk Ball games
-Rodeo
-USANA Concerts
-Las Vegas, NV
-Bike rides
-Jump off the apartment roof into the pool
-Utilize the water balloon launcher
-Make a bigger/better potato gun
-Spend a full day out on the lake
-Finally participate in the legendary "Scatter Ball"
-Hike Mt. Timpanogos
-Weekly BBQ's
-St. George, UT
-Havasupi Trip
-Home Run derby
-Elementary Playground games (butt ball, 4 square, etc.)
-Summer movie releases (Iron Man 2, Robin Hood, Toy Story 3, etc.)
-Zions National Park
-Moab Trip
-Night Games in the park
-Learn to Paint


Feel free adding to "The List"/participate in carrying out "The List"... Suggestions and comments are generally accepted. Remember, there are no stupid questions- just stupid people.